going to the mattresses

I just can't resist a reference to The Godfather...

I need a new mattress. Our futon isn't that old, but it feels like sleeping on five miles of bad road, and the past two days, I could barely move when I woke up.

I feel like buying a really high end twin bed, to tell you the truth.
The notion of sleeping with another person just seems totally unappealing right now. The cat- maybe, but people, not so much.

I feel like sending Dr. Sears a hate letter
"YOU LIED! These children will never leave me in peace, NEVER!!"