this is the story Freyja told me in the car this morning.
Once upon a time there was a big mean GIANT.
He never brushed his teeth.
He never blew his nose.
He had boogers coming out of his nose, and he wiped them on his wife.
His wife got so mad at him, that she called the police and they took the Giant away to JAIL.
Then the wife found a lion.
She loved the lion, not the dad of her kids (she said dad of her kids, not husband) So she decided to become a lion too.
The mom lion, the lion and the girl lion and the brother lion, and the dog lion and cat lion all moved away and never saw the mean Giant again.