Monday, October 6, 2014
You need to buy salt next time you go to the store.
Is what Mark said.
We have a lot of salt, a whole bag of salt, what do you mean?
Is what I said.
I don't want weird salt. I don't want shitty foreign salt in a burlap bag!
Is what he said.
You mean the Ukrainian salt? The sea salt? Which one is weird.
Is what I said, (but I knew exactly what he meant).
I am a staunch defender of the weird salt, my commie loving heart swells each time I fill the salt cellar, each time I see it sitting in the cupboard looking homely and plain, filled with clumps.
The austerity of that salt, blesses my heart.
I ignore it's short comings.
I ignore it's humble brown package.
I want American salt! I want MORTON'S salt, in a cylindrical box, with a metal flip top!
That Ukrainian salt tastes weird, and the sea salt is too salty!
He what he said.
Now you are just being silly!
Was my reply.